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The Mechanical Contrivium

by on Sep.16, 2008, under Amusement

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  • mpeterson

    I’ve achieved a new level of awareness thanks to you!

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Interdimensional travellers!

    1. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become interdimensional travellers on New Year’s Day.
    2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but interdimensional travellers can not!
    3. It’s bad luck to whistle near interdimensional travellers!
    4. Interdimensional travellers will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
    5. Birds do not sleep in interdimensional travellers, though they may rest in them from time to time.
    6. Interdimensional travellerolatry is the mindless worship of interdimensional travellers.
    7. Michelangelo finished his great statue of interdimensional travellers in 1504, after eighteen months work.
    8. It took interdimensional travellers 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
    9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, interdimensional travellers and compline.
    10. If you drop interdimensional travellers from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first.

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